Celery is everything disgusting and repulsive
The mere thought of the slightest crunch
Makes my lips tighten and my nose turn
Up. Celery: the abominable. We must, and
Must with fervor declare to band together
And ostracize this green, cellular, stringed
Celery.
Strike its name from our recipes.
Burn down its crops.
Mention not its name
We must not allow it to remain
Grouped with the other green, delish
Healthy, pleasant, friendly vegetables.
No, it must have a group of its own
The 6th group
The Do not Eat under any circumstances group.
Containing only Celery.
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